I'm so witty.

HAHAHAHA! I so love myself. I'm not being egoistic or what but I just love myself :D

You see, awhile ago, I went to Pasig to have my braces fixed. I was alone, all by myself. It was my first time.x) I did not get lost though. To go there, I needed to ride a jeep going to Cubao. Walk a few blocks then ride another jeep to Rosario. I'll ride down at the Rosario Market. Then take another jeep going to Tramo. Ride down at Hampton's Condomindiums. Then *sighs*, I'll walk , again. Whew~! When I reached there, I was tired of course! HAHAHA! Then, the dentistry-work began.

Now, this is where it starts. Going back, I have to ride a jeep going to Tramo. Cross the road. Ride a Bus. A bus! HAHA! I rode a bus going to Quiapo. It was a long trip, a 1-hour ride so I did a little soundtrip. From Tramo the bus passes the following places: Ortigas, Robinson's Galleria, La Salle Greenhills then Greenhills itself! In that stop-over, a man in his 30's sat beside me. He's smelly, REALLY. HAHAHA! He smells like combined sweat, alcohol and I do think he also smokes. Eeww... Lesson 1: Look at the physical appearance. Sometimes, you must "judge a book by it's cover". He intended to sit in the aisle seat but I offered him the window seat to which he look dismayed. It makes me wonder why he chose to sit beside me, I mean, there are still lots of available seats at the back. Why bother to share a sit with someone when you can have your own space. Anyway, he can't do anything, I got the seats first! :p HAHAHA! Lesson 2: Never offer the aisle seat to a stranger. Why? It gives them the chance to corner you. So there, he was sitting beside me looking so annoyed. I asked myself why is it a big deal to him! LOL! It's just a seat for God's sake! During the whole trip, he gives me these stares, the ones that makes you think someone's trying to spy on you. Yeah! He keeps on looking at my things, my bag and at me. GAWD! Am I just paranoid or he's really after my phone? I wished I kept that stupid phone in my bag. Now I know, he's really after my phone :| Lesson 3: Never use a gadget in public transportations. I know I'm stubborn when I used my phone but did I knew that someone as him will sit beside me? No. It's not my fault.x| I'd catch him staring at me, if not making those exasperated sighs, as if trying to say, "Nakaka-asar ka ahh." I clutched my leather bag tighter and closer to me and I tried to avoid his stares. HAHAHA! It's a good thing I brought a leather bag, it's not easy to rip open a leather bag. Lesson 4: As much as possible, do not use bags with easy-to-rip-cloth during long trips as it is a easy target for snatchers. Use leather bags or bags that doesn't rip easily. My destination was SM Sta, Mesa. As I hurriedly walked out of the bus, I could see his face when I looked back. He seems to be very dissapointed and somewhat angry. He still keeps looking at me with his beady eyes. And I heard that he was on his way to Quiapo, the last stop of the bus ride. Lesson 5: Get a hint from their destination. He's from Pasig going to Quiapo and that's one long ride. So, I was thinking that probably he will use the whole trip to at least try to have a target, a vulnerable passenger. And since I'm small for my age (I admit. HAHAHAHA!) and really looks naive, he probably thinks I'm an easy target. Wrong person, dude. LOOOOL~! I'm too witty for you. HAHAHA! I already have an idea of those things. It's too obvious, you'll corner a person and watch his/her every move then do your thing. Sorry, wrong pick. Better luck next time! :p I really love myself, I managed to escape that snatching! Phew!